As strange as it sounds, Chipotle (the finest burrito establishment ever) has awarded me what they call, “Master Burrito Amassador” AKA “MBA”. This weekend a UPS package came to our door, furnished with a MBA t-shirt, an official plaque, and 10 free burritos (not pre-made burritos, just free coupons). I am happy! 
December 19, 2006
December 19, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Didn’t I just see you at Qdoba?
J/K
Congrads!
December 19, 2006 at 5:06 pm
You might have seen me picketing Qdoba for their grOddy food!
(That’s GrOddy with a capitol “O”.)
dp
December 20, 2006 at 8:58 am
what did you have to do to earn that? is that employee referral or after your 500th tube?
December 20, 2006 at 10:47 am
There are several things involved in receiving an award like this: a vow of burrito-hood, you have to dress up like a tub of guac, and other secret “insider” stuff.
dp
December 20, 2006 at 11:21 am
I think it means you’ve spent WAY too much time and money in that store. If they track it you should ask. Might be an interesting statistic.
December 20, 2006 at 1:20 pm
That’s a whole lot of burritos, dude.
December 20, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Mandy, one word… scrapbooking… ok, now that we’ve cleared that up
If I had to estimate, I would say I’ve had an average of 1 Chipotle burrito a week for nine years. This is a conservative estimate and it comes to 468 burrito’s at an average of 1 pound per. This comes out to around $2691.00~ish. This comes out to about $300 per year, conservatively. Of course, I get free food almost every time I go… I mean, where else can you go and get free food???? Seriously! It’s genius marketing!
December 21, 2006 at 10:54 am
Oh. Yay!!!
December 21, 2006 at 2:20 pm
You’re such a goob!
December 21, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Just in time for Christmas!!! A true and dedicated burrito man. You are toooo funny
December 22, 2006 at 11:09 am
I’m so proud of you! It brings me to tears…
It just goes to show that you can accomplish anything if you put your mouth, er, mind, to it.